Well for starters i can't say my name yet becos someone is lookin for me on here, dnt wana make it too easy for them! im 21 years old, born nd raised in manchester, mainly the scummy parts: wythenshaw, eccles, woodsend(OJ!) nd did a stint livin in moss side which was realy fun :S! my week (as my mate reminded me bout last night) usually consists of different variations of goin to work and goin to the cinema, tho sometimes i mix it up a bit nd go to the cinema before work (wot can i say, im just wild like that). i usually go on my own.....all alone.....
, lol but ya get used to it. im pretty much built like....erm....a pretty skinny guy considerin how much i try to go to the gym, mabye the salads arnt givin me all the carbs and proteins i need to pack a bit of muscle on me, hhhmmmmm. but yea, one day i wanna apply for the marines wen ive finally pulled my finger out my arse and pumped off a few more press ups, but thats sometime off now! ive lived a very fullfilling life so far, i mean wen i find time between the cinema and work lol....i was gona write about all the cool stuff ive done but now i think about it, theres really not that much :S...i went to a strip joint the other week for my 21st, that was pretty kwl, i lossed all my money in a casino, which if u ask me shud be a rule for the first time u go to one, it makes winning it all bak even better the next time u go! ive necked a 50 year old woman but i have a very gud excuse for y i did that!!! we were in the pub wiv a load people from work. id had a few bevvies so i wasnt very quick on the ball by this point of the nite. i went to take a leak and im innocently stud in the loo on my own wen this 6 ft, 50 year old bruiser walks in and joins the urinal next to me. now if i was sober i wuldve known sraight away somethin wasnt right, u always go to the furthest urinal away from someone, its like an unwritten law, but this guy plonks himself rite next to me. so im doin my thing wen he starts askin how old i am, so i tell him (i was 19 at the time) nd he starts sayin how he can tell becos ive got nice hair and skin....thanks very much....but becos i was pretty drunk, i thought (like a prat) that this was just a nice guy. then he asked me to show him my teeth...this is where it got freaky, but out of drunken idiodicy if flashed him a massive grin. so i finished up and was washin my hands wen he came over nd started goin on bout how he plays the guitar and whether i played ne instruments. i shuldve realised wot was goin on, the compliments, all the questions about me....the guy was chattin me up!!!!! but i told him i used to play the drums so he asked me to show him my arm, pretending he wanted to see if i had a "drummer's arm". wen i held my arm out he started givin it a little squeeze. now i was feelin really uncomfortable, but he mustve thought i was lovin it cos next thing i no, he's squeezin my arse!!! so it all finally clicked (way too late) and i pushed him away in alarm, only for him to say "aaawww dont be scared"!!! the classic film rapist line in ne horror film lol.i dnt think ive moved so fast in my life. i went nd told my mates but they just laughed the tight gits! so anyway i was that dam traumatised i got bladdered and in a desperate bid for some heterosexual activity after my gay encounter, pulled the only woman in the pub who wud get off with me, and she happend to be a 50 year old colleage who i was in work with the next day, that was arkward lol! i do try and forget it but theres this one girl i know, shes ment to be one of my best mates but she always seems to torture me with the memory of it just wen i think ive finally repressed it lol. i wont say her name becos she's the one lookin for me nd i dnt wana make it too easy for her, ill just refer to her as "specks", lmao im only kiddin, if ya read this mate i luv ya really! lol so neway theres just a little about me. there is more but my attention span on writting blogs dosnt last too long at a time lol
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by boxinphil
@ 2008-02-07 - 12:43:00
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i found you you foolish child!!!!!!!!! SPECKS!?!??!!? Im'a kik ur sre in work! x x x
| willofmemory pro 2008-02-07 @ 19:27 |
that made me laff! when i was coming back from a golf course once with a heavy golf bag over me shoulder, I had a bloke come up, squeeze my arm and say how strong I was. And me a skinny runt an' all! Bless. I ran all the way home to the girlfriend. But when I thought about it, I figured it was harmless really. I've used some crap chat-up tactics meself.
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